APR wins the car nerdy April Fools Day contest

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 04/01/2016 at 17:24 • Filed to: None

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I just randomly popped over to the APR website because I’m thinking about changing up from a douchey BMW to a douchey Audi, and came upon the most amazing invention ever: the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !

Since I don’t know how long the page for this will be up, here is its text in its entirety:

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Big Bubba Ray > Textured Soy Protein 04/01/2016 at 17:26

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This has to be an April fools joke.

TheHondaBro > Textured Soy Protein 04/01/2016 at 17:26

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*brain asplode*

Textured Soy Protein > Big Bubba Ray 04/01/2016 at 17:31

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At the bottom of the page it says,

PLEASE NOTE: This is not a real product. It is an April Fools Day Joke. Please click here for more information about April Fools Day.

BREADwagon > Textured Soy Protein 04/01/2016 at 17:32

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This is next level genius. Where can I make a deposit? $4,500? WHAT A DEAL!

Can I convert my car to MDSGDQ250DCPS? I need this.

PorkchoPlissken > Textured Soy Protein 04/01/2016 at 17:32

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Fuck this is brilliant. If I ever own another VAG product, I’ll be giving APR my money, if for no other reason than their sense of humor. Well that, and their seemingly great products. Zoom zoom?

jkm7680 > Textured Soy Protein 04/01/2016 at 17:47

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Bwahaha, I’m slightly dissapointed 034Motorsports didn’t do one this year.

https://store.034motorsport.com/shifter-delete…

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Textured Soy Protein 04/01/2016 at 19:09

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Ok Oppo: What track is that on the navigation?